Smoking Speeds Mental Decline

A study published in Archives Of General Psychiatry found that middle-aged men who smoked had diminished cognitive skills, the equivalent of having aged an additional 10 years. What do you think?

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  “Oh God, these cigarettes are terrible for me!”

  Mindy Brzinski –
  Systems Analyst

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  “I guess it's only a matter of time before the FDA starts putting horrific pictures of morons on cigarette boxes.”

  Frank Robinson –
  Fugue Operator

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  “It's really sad that so many men who should be at their peak TV-watching years won't be able to figure out how to make the remote work.”

  Melvin Wolfe –
  Loom Repairman