MILWAUKEE—After team captain Steven Tompsen started yelling and threw a bat at the fence, teammates of the 32-year-old sales manager were uncertain how to make him feel better about striking out during a recreational company softball game. "I feel like we should just let him go until he gets tired," teammate Andy Littova said while watching Tompsen scream accusations of bias at the umpire. "I'd go over and try to console him, but I don't want the other team to think I like the guy." At press time, Tompsen's teammates were torn between "It's okay, we still have eight more innings," and "Stop crying about it, you fucking psycho."
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