Solar Activity Has Electric Companies On Alert

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 47•32 Aug 9, 2011

Three large explosions on the surface of the sun may affect satellite technology, communication systems, and the power grid. What do you think?

  • “These $50 Cosmic Irregularity surcharges that keep showing up on my electric bill are killing me.” ”

    Lou Wilson –
    Ball-Turing Machine Operator

  • “This sounds like the perfect opportunity to talk nonstop about how analog I am. Bring it on!”

    Paula Ballard –
    Felt Cutter

  • “The moon never pulls shit like this.”

    Dick McGlown –
    Unemployed

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