Sony Stops Making Walkman

Sony has announced it will no longer manufacture the Walkman, the cassette player that revolutionized music portability 30 years ago. What do you think?

  • “But what if I need to convince a coma patient that it's 1985?”

    Xena Dine –
    Dog Groomer

  • “You don't need a thousand songs at your disposal as long as you got your Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat in the player and some Belinda Carlisle in your pocket if you need a changeover."”

    Lloyd Martey –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Oh, no! How is my eighth-grade girlfriend going to listen to that 'Our Love Is Synthesized' mix-tape I made her?"”

    Randall Popp –
    Unemployed

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