Space Jammed
0The new film Space Jam—which teams up Michael Jordan with numerous Warner Brothers cartoon characters, and prominently features corporate giants like Nike and McDonald's—has been criticized by some for its overt commerciality. What do you think of the movie?
“Space Jam? Bah! I prefer more enlightened, intellectual fare. That's why I plan to see the new Roman Polanski film, Night and the Archbishop, featuring Chilly Willy.”
Caroline Murphy –
Lawyer“Bugs Bunny is a priceless piece of Americana. That's why when Space Jam premieres, I'll be the first in line—burning myself alive Buddhist-style in front of the theater.”
Gerald Boucher –
Numerologist“I hope now I'll finally be able to find Chicago Bulls or Warner Brothers merchandise”
Otto Richards –
Chimney Sweep“I hear there's this one part in the movie where somebody gets bonked in the head.”
Charles Odomes –
Orthodontist“I can't wait to see Daffy and Taz on the big screen again. Bugs, I could do without, since he once sodomized me behind the log flume at Six Flags. He's much, much taller in person, you know.”
Stephen Frey –
Systems Analyst“See Space Jam in the theaters? No thanks. I'll wait to see it the way it was meant to be seen—on network TV, surrounded by commercials.”
Marianne Hustings –
Guidance Counselor
