Speeding Up Iraqi Self-Rule
0The Bush Administration announced that it hopes to speed up the transition to self-government in Iraq. What do you think?
“Jesus, just leave the country, already. Someone else will come in and take it over.”
Charlie Falk –
Security Guard“This is simply the natural evolution of our policy from Iraquisition to Iraqupation, to Iraqunification.”
Christine Winn –
Receptionist“Iraq has a history of instability and will require strong leadership in the postwar era. Hey! Is Saddam still alive?”
Diana Conley –
Receptionist“Well, I happen to be an unemployed warlord.”
Rodney Dunson –
Warlord“It makes sense for Bush to pull out. If his own father had exercised the judgment to pull out, the U.S. wouldn't have been there in the first place.”
Robert Swenson –
Systems
Analyst“I'm just hoping Bush gets our boys home before election time.”
Jeff Rondeau –
Materials Engineer
