Sports Community Mourns Death Of Old Bald White Man With Glasses
NEW YORK—Coaches, current and former players, reporters, and a variety of prominent figures in the sports community gathered Wednesday to mourn the death of an old bald white man with glasses, commemorating his life and his incredible impact on the world of sports. "He did it for the love of the game, and the game loved him back," legendary sportswriter Bud Collins said of the elder statesman, whose bespectacled face and shining cranium became a fixture in the sports sections of well-respected newspapers such as The New York Times and The Washington Post. "We will never see his bald, white, glasses-wearing like again." A bronze statue of the old bald white man with glasses will be erected in front of his alma mater's legendary stadium.
More Sports News in Brief
- « Peja Stojakovic Fondly Recalls First Human ... (November 20, 2008)
- Marc Bulger Visits Local Barnes & Noble ... » (November 27, 2008)
Recent News »
-
Wrigley Field Supporters Propose Tearing Down Rest Of Chicago
-
Heat Lose Chris Bosh Indefinitely To Severe Poetic Justice
-
Kentucky Derby Winner Hoping He Won't Have To Repeat What Was Easily Most Traumatic Experience Of Life
-
Jacksonville 3rd-Round Pick Punter Bryan Anger: 'I Will Punt The Jaguars To Greatness'
-
Golf Pretty Sure All Those Young Black Kids Inspired By Tiger Woods Should Have Arrived By Now
-
Exhaustive Investigation By Broadcasters Finds Every Player In NCAA Tournament Just A Great Kid
-
Grounder So Routine Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong, Nothing At All
-
Report: Only Matter Of Time Before A 'SportsCenter' Host Snaps, Blows Brains Out On Live Television
