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Spy Satellite Going To Crash

February 4, 2008 | ISSUE 44•05

An American spy satellite launched in 2006 has lost power and expected to fall to Earth in late February or early March. What do you think?

  • Get your cameras out. If my calculations are correct, the impact will be at least a 7.4 on the Bruckheimer scale.

    Al Barber
    Systems Analyst

  • Just like the government, always trying to find a way to get their spy satellites in our business.

    Rachel Mays
    Department Store Manager

  • I never knew there would be consequences to mankind's insatiable thirst for knowledge.

    Sean Monnahagn
    Security Guard

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