CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•07 Feb 15, 2012

Staff writer J.O. Rolston’s Jan. 28 feature "Swing Set," about swing revivalists Squirrel Nut Zippers, was mistakenly written in 2012. He meant to write it in 1997. The Onion regrets the error.

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