American Voices

Stagehand Strike Shutters Broadway

November 15, 2007 | ISSUE 43•46

Stagehands for Broadway plays are on strike, causing many performances to cancel. What do you think?

  • Finally, an excuse to force my children to learn all the parts to Les Miserables.

    Stu Bailey
    Septic Tank Pumper

  • You're asking me about Broadway shows? What are you getting at? I'll punch you in the face, dude, I swear. Back off.

    Eli Kovacs
    Stylist

  • That's a pretty weird tactic. Why not just drop a beam on an actor while he's performing? Someone should have thought a little harder about this.

    Raissa Spees
    Tennis Pro

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