American Voices

Starbucks Closing Stores

February 1, 2008 | ISSUE 44•05

After posting the weakest sales period in the company's history, Starbucks announced that it would be closing 100 stores. What do you think?

  • Where am I supposed to go now to seem important, harried, and in a huge rush?

    Cathy Ripp
    Systems Analyst

  • Instead of closing stores, they can boost sales by going back to basics and focusing on their original business of opening stores.

    Keith Pettersen
    Janitor

  • See, I knew that neighborhood boycott I organized in 1991 would work.

    Paul Oppenheimer
    Rare Stamp Seller

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