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Steelers, Packers

February 3, 2011 | ISSUE 47•05

ARLINGTON, TX—Over the past two weeks, sources close to the NFL have confirmed Steelers, Packers. "The Pittsburgh Steelers," sources told reporters, "and the Green Bay Packers." Furthermore, according to a report released today by the NFL, Super Bowl XLV.

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