American Voices

Stock Market Posts Record Point Loss

September 30, 2008 | ISSUE 44•40

After the defeat of the bailout bill, the Dow Jones plunged a record 777 points. What do you think?

  • Maybe now people will finally realize that there is, in fact, nothing more important in life than money."

    Sean Morrison
    Deli Operator

  • Uh, hello? J. Lo unveiled her new perfume on Monday too? Hello? Anybody?"

    Jenny Shields
    Designer

  • Congress really let the American people down, or really stood up for them. Honest to god, I got no fuckin' clue anymore."

    Ken Beatty
    Art Teacher

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