Straight Talk Express Hits Van

American Voices • Politics • war for the white house • john mccain • ISSUE 44•32 • Aug 8, 2008

John McCain's campaign bus collided with a van on Wednesday. What do you think?

“As a McCain supporter, I refuse to acknowledge that as a metaphor.”
Sara Kedzy –
Systems Analyst
“Wait, the Straight Talk Express is not a train? I imagined it looked like Thomas, the Tank Engine, except much angrier.”
Jamie Leteicq –
Cabinet Maker
“Oh, he must have been letting Lieberman drive again.”
Bart Zamost –
Porter

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