Straight Talk Express Hits Van

American Voices

August 8, 2008 | ISSUE 44•32

John McCain's campaign bus collided with a van on Wednesday. What do you think?

As a McCain supporter, I refuse to acknowledge that as a metaphor.

Sara Kedzy
Systems Analyst
Wait, the Straight Talk Express is not a train? I imagined it looked like Thomas, the Tank Engine, except much angrier.

Jamie Leteicq
Cabinet Maker
Oh, he must have been letting Lieberman drive again.

Bart Zamost
Porter

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02.06.12 | ISSUE 48•06

A 48-year-old West Palm Beach millionaire and polo club founder has adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend in an apparent bid to avoid paying out a wrongful death lawsuit.
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02.03.12 | ISSUE 48•05

In a recent editorial in the journal Nature, researchers from the University of California–San Francisco suggested that as a toxic substance, sugar should be taxed and regulated like alcohol or tobacco.
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02.02.12 | ISSUE 48•05

A study in the journal Proceedings Of The National Academy of Sciences links a drastic decline in raccoons and other mammals in the Florida everglades to the introduction of Burmese pythons.
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02.01.12 | ISSUE 48•05

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Chevy To Sticker Cars' Environmental Impact

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