American Voices

Straight Talk Express Hits Van

August 8, 2008 | ISSUE 44•32

John McCain's campaign bus collided with a van on Wednesday. What do you think?

  • As a McCain supporter, I refuse to acknowledge that as a metaphor.

    Sara Kedzy
    Systems Analyst

  • Wait, the Straight Talk Express is not a train? I imagined it looked like Thomas, the Tank Engine, except much angrier.

    Jamie Leteicq
    Cabinet Maker

  • Oh, he must have been letting Lieberman drive again.

    Bart Zamost
    Porter

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