American Voices

Strategic Oil Reserves

September 12, 2005 | ISSUE 41•36

In the wake of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush is tapping the strategic oil reserve to help petroleum refiners. What do you think?

  • "It's a compassionate gesture in a time of natural disaster, but I’m warning you: One of these days, Bush's big heart is going to get him in trouble.

    Morton Karnes
    Butcher

  • I'm against it. The Strategic Petroleum Reserve was created way back in 1973, during that passing fad of 'forward thinking.'

    Alison Dumont
    Librarian

  • The oil industry can't rely on soaring prices and record profits to weather this meteorological inconvenience. They need a hand up.

    Brian Arsenault
    Claims Adjuster

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