HOUSTON, TX—Patrons in the VIP Room of Ajax Gentleman’s Club responded positively and expressed general satisfaction with the performance of stripper Candela, 21, on Tuesday night. "I can’t say I have any major criticisms concerning the girl who gave Dave that perfectly respectable lap dance," customer John MacRae told associates afterward. "Her presentation was reasonably well-timed and informative, her choice of the song ‘Push It’ was appropriate, and I thought we established a good rapport, considering what little time we spent together." All in attendance compensated Candela with the standard amount for her services, and "would not mind seeing a naked girl or girls, again in the near future," according to comment cards.
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