American Voices

Study: Acupuncture Works

November 23, 2007 | ISSUE 43•47

A recent German study demonstrated that acupuncture, even fake acupuncture, worked better than conventional care to relieve chronic back pain. What do you think?

  • Whenever I stick needles in myself, I feel better. Of course, they are full of drugs.

    Sasha Makepeace
    Systems Analyst

  • Conventional care being the eight minutes of therapy after waiting four hours in a hard plastic chair? Yeah, how did that fail?

    Doug May
    Barber

  • Isn't all acupuncture 'fake acupuncture?'

    Brad Cohn
    Guitar Maker

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