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Study: Smokers Bad For Workplace

August 23, 2007 | ISSUE 43•34

A new study shows that smokers have a poorer-than-average work performance and call in sick more than non-smokers. What do you think?

  • I smoke and it doesn't affect my performance at work. Even if it did, I can quit my job anytime.

    Ryan Van Duyne
    Admissions Officer

  • I don't see what's wrong with wanting to take a few days to yourself to get some important smoking done.

    Arch Potts
    Mobile Disc Jockey

  • I think this can all be solved if smokers simply switch to pipes. Who doesn't appear smarter and more productive with a pipe?

    Pepper Day
    Neurosurgeon

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