American Voices

Sugar-Free Gum Linked To Diarrhea

March 5, 2008 | ISSUE 44•10

Doctors in Berlin have found that sorbitol, the artificial sweetener found in many sugar-free gums, can lead to chronic diarrhea and considerable weight loss. What do you think?

  • I look and smell great, so what if I have a little diarrhea?"

    Wendy Beauvoir
    Choir Director

  • It also leads to a million friends asking for a stick of your gum. Jeez. If you want gum, bring it yourself!"

    Wes Funa
    Hair Stylist

  • Doesn't affect me. I was born a Hubba Bubba man, I'll die a Hubba Bubba man.

    Chris Smith
    Systems Analyst

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