American Voices

Suicide Bombings In The U.S.?

May 29, 2002 | ISSUE 38•20

According to intelligence officials, al-Qaeda or another terrorist group may one day attempt to carry out a suicide bombing on U.S. soil. What do you think?

  • Sept. 11 was meant to weaken our nation's resolve, but it only strengthened it. One or two more attacks should weaken it, though.

    Ron Dempster
    Custodian

  • Suicide bombing is the coward's way out. Tainting a city's water supply with a rare and lethal compound from deep space is the evil genius' way out.

    Eric Lattimore
    Truck Driver

  • Did you say I can get unlimited DVD rentals from Netflix.com for just $19.95 a month? Oh, you said suicide bombers may attack here. Never mind.

    Tom McEwan
    Systems Analyst

  • As long as we heed the vice-president's urging to generally be on alert for things, our nation is impregnable.

    Nate Tucker
    Electrical Engineer

  • Turn on the TV these days, and all you see is sex and potential violence.

    Melinda Collins
    Homemaker

  • The U.S. is safe, so long as the terrorists don't see us being critical of President Bush.

    Diana Reese
    Lab Assistant

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