Suicide Rate Jumps In White Middle-Aged Population

Between 1999 and 2005, the number of suicides among white middle-aged Americans increased 17 percent. What do you think?

  • “But they have so many nice, if slightly boring, things to live for.”

    Carl Craig –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Suicide when you're middle-aged is the coward's way out. Better to wait until you're over 70. Or, if you're still young, late teens is a good time, too.”

    Ursula Zalben –
    Mail Carrier

  • “Luckily for me, when I'm depressed I masturbate.”

    Ken Newbrogh –

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