American Voices

Suicide Rate Jumps In White Middle-Aged Population

November 17, 2008 | ISSUE 44•47

Between 1999 and 2005, the number of suicides among white middle-aged Americans increased 17 percent. What do you think?

  • But they have so many nice, if slightly boring, things to live for.

    Carl Craig
    Systems Analyst

  • Suicide when you're middle-aged is the coward's way out. Better to wait until you're over 70. Or, if you're still young, late teens is a good time, too.

    Ursula Zalben
    Mail Carrier

  • Luckily for me, when I'm depressed I masturbate.

    Ken Newbrogh
    Bartender

Recent American Voices
The Onion

[x] Click to close

© Copyright 2012, Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.