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    Summer

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•21 • Jun 8, 2010
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    • Summer Intern Already Forgotten

      BOSTON—Even the receptionist, with whom Dan Klein once had an extended conversation about the importance of family, had no recollection of him ever having entered the office.
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    • Woman Proud Of Horrible Tan

      PORTAGE, WI—Local resident Stacy Nielsen takes great pride in her deep, dark, horrible suntan, the 28-year-old sales associate revealed Tuesday.
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    • Co-Worker Just A Little Too Excited About Company Summer Softball League

      DE KALB, IL—Wayne Dietz, 31, can’t wait for the rematch against his company’s hated rival, Speedy Printers.
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    • Nation's UPS Men Break Out The Shorts

      MANCHESTER, NH—There is no more beloved harbinger of spring than the sight of a UPS man's sturdy calves in the open air.
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    • Desperate 'Time' Magazine Announces 'Man Of June'

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    • Somali Pirates Tow Guy With Stalled Jet Ski

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    • Citing Slow Summer Box Office, Hollywood Calls It Quits

      BURBANK, CA—Universal Studios joined DreamWorks SKG, Sony Pictures, Warner Bros., Paramount, and Fox Monday, when CEO Ron Meyer announced that the company is shutting down operations and ceasing all film production...
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    • Ailing Americans Eagerly Await Summer Organ Harvest

      Experts are predicting a bumper crop as potential organ-donors enter car-accident season.
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    • College Student Does Nothing For Tibet Over Summer

      BURLINGTON, VT—As a result of college junior Becca Davis' lack of activism, the Tibetan freedom cause has been set back months.
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    • Stevie Nicks Dancing Alone On Beach Under Full Moon

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