In last week's column on where to find the best end-of-summer deals, the recommendations for lawn furniture bargains at Target were misattributed to Harvard economist Jeffrey Miron. The tips in fact came from Austrian biochemist Hermann Mucke. The Onion regrets the error.
Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.
An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.