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    Summer Recreation

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•33 • Aug 19, 2008
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    • Jogger Thinks He Looks Great

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    • Woman Proud Of Horrible Tan

      PORTAGE, WI—Local resident Stacy Nielsen takes great pride in her deep, dark, horrible suntan, the 28-year-old sales associate revealed Tuesday.
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    • Nation's UPS Men Break Out The Shorts

      MANCHESTER, NH—There is no more beloved harbinger of spring than the sight of a UPS man's sturdy calves in the open air.
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    • Co-Worker Just A Little Too Excited About Company Summer Softball League

      DE KALB, IL—Wayne Dietz, 31, can’t wait for the rematch against his company’s hated rival, Speedy Printers.
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    • College Student Does Nothing For Tibet Over Summer

      BURLINGTON, VT—As a result of college junior Becca Davis' lack of activism, the Tibetan freedom cause has been set back months.
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    • Rich Guy Wins Yacht Race

      NEWPORT, RI–Some rich guy came in first Monday in that big, famous yacht race held every year at the Newport Yacht Club, a big, fancy yacht place with "a whole lot of really expensive-looking boats and shit," sources reported.
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    • Man In Inner Tube Completes First Lazy Transatlantic Journey

      LA ROCHELLE, FRANCE—"You just have to go with the flow," said the epic hero, who navigated and survived the 3,012 nautical mile journey with nonchalance and snacks.
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    • SeaWorld Whales Demand 10 Percent Chum Increase

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