Supreme Court Justice Robbed At Knifepoint

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 48•07 Feb 15, 2012

While vacationing in the Caribbean, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer and his family were robbed of $1,000 by an intruder wielding a machete. What do you think?

  • “What was Justice Alito doing in the Caribbean with a machete?”

    Danielle Rogerson –
    Systems Analyst

  • “As a mugging victim, I can sympathize, because it happened to me—except for the part about walking around with $1,000 in the tropics. Come to think of it, the bastard had it coming.”

    Tyrone Poland –

  • “That's why I always rob nobodies. Give me all your money.”

    Dan Lehrer –

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