Supreme Court Justice Robbed At Knifepoint

While vacationing in the Caribbean, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer and his family were robbed of $1,000 by an intruder wielding a machete. What do you think?

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  “What was Justice Alito doing in the Caribbean with a machete?”

  Danielle Rogerson –
  Systems Analyst

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  “As a mugging victim, I can sympathize, because it happened to me—except for the part about walking around with $1,000 in the tropics. Come to think of it, the bastard had it coming.”

  Tyrone Poland –
  Waiter

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  “That's why I always rob nobodies. Give me all your money.”

  Dan Lehrer –
  Thief