American Voices

Suspect Arrested In Etan Patz Case

May 24, 2012 | ISSUE 48•22

A suspect in the 1979 disappearance of 6-year-old Etan Patz, the first missing child to be put on a milk carton, was taken into custody. What do you think?

  • I guess I can stop carrying that milk carton around now.

    Peter Beymer
    Tool Planner

  • After all those years of wondering whether they were cut out to be investigators, this must be a huge relief for the police.

    Rex Hellman
    Machinist Apprentice

  • I've hoped and prayed for this day. Wait, sorry, wrong missing kid.

    Adrienne Cooley
    Retort Unloader

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