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Swiss Bank To Name Clients

August 21, 2009 | ISSUE 45•35

After reaching an agreement with U.S. authorities, the Swiss bank UBS is providing the IRS with the names of 4,450 American clients. What do you think?

  • They're just telling the IRS, not wives or kids, right?

    Teri Prueher
    Systems Analyst

  • Why would you open a Swiss bank account when you can just forget to do taxes every year?"

    Lloyd Pickett
    Toll Booth Attendant

  • Oh yeah? Well, how about I reveal some Swiss secrets then? For one, fondue is just melted cheese."

    Paul Severance
    Hoisting Engineer

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