Sword Stolen From Lincoln's Tomb

American Voicespoliticians ISSUE 47•46 Nov 15, 2011

Thieves stole a 3-foot copper sword from the tomb of Abraham Lincoln's final resting place in Springfield, IL. What do you think?

  • “Weird. I would have taken his skull.”

    John Hamson –
    Precast Molder

  • “The prophecy says that whoever wields Lincoln’s sword, Grant’s revolver, and Reagan’s Levi’s will lead the Republican nation to a prosperous 1,000-year reign." ”

    Kimberly Wills –
    Junction Maker

  • “Thanks for letting me know. I’ll spread the word to all my secessionist scrap metal buddies.”

    Chris Endeacott –
    Window Washer