Syria: Chemical Weapons Won't Be Used On Civilians

A spokesman for President Bashar al-Assad's government said it would never use its presumed stockpile of cyanide, sarin, and mustard gas against Syrian citizens amid the nation's ongoing uprising. What do you think?

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  “But that’s half the fun of chemical weapons.”

  Tim Muran –
  Obstetrician

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  “And yet out of all of Obama’s many lofty promises to us, did he ever once vow not to murder or gas us to death? No, he did not.”

  Melissa Preville –
  Systems Analyst

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  “Thank goodness. I hate when genocide is inhumane.”

  Katharine Goldfein –
  Fermentation Operator