American Voices

Talking Air Safety

November 10, 1999 | ISSUE 35•41

Several recent high-profile plane crashes, including an Oct. 31 EgyptAir disaster that claimed 217 lives, have once again caused airline safety to come into question. What do you think?

  • I feel we should all make airline safety a top priority, devoting as much attention to it as possible for two or three weeks after every major crash.

    Janice Hough
    Speech Pathologist

  • Actually, air travel is still safer than driving, especially if you need to go to Europe or Asia.

    Robert Christopher
    Architect

  • When I think of the people lost in this latest tragedy over the Atlantic, I can't help but ask: Why didn't they use their seat cushions as a flotation device? Why?

    Marlon Tompkins
    Systems Analyst

  • How's about they have some kind of spare plane on board in case anything happens to the regular plane?

    Kenny Eccles
    Prep Cook

  • I stopped flying on commercial jets when I discovered that there's something else that has wings: my imagination.

    Iris Fallon
    Nurse

  • Sorry about that EgyptAir thing, but those planes take fuckin' hours to inspect, and, well, I got a social life, you know.

    Daniel Foti
    Airplane Mechanic

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