The last sentence of Monday’s feature article on the new playground in Greenville was cut off during printing. It was: “Now Tanya spends her time on the swings instead of playing with broken glass.”
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.