American Voices

Target Sold Illegal Silly String

July 23, 2007 | ISSUE 43•30

Retailing giant Target has been fined $120,000 for selling illegally-imported silly string that contained hydrochlorofluorocarbons, the propellant that was banned for damaging the ozone. What do you think?

  • Sure the gases eat holes in the ozone layer, but a well-aimed blanket of silly string will patch it right up.

    Ali Goffrier
    Deck Hand

  • Well, this is the simple reality of the situation until America can come up with sustainable, environmentally sound alternatives to foreign novelties.

    Sarah Nichols
    Exporter

  • $120,000! Where is Target supposed to come up with that kind of money?

    Harmony Klaus
    Systems Analyst

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