American Voices

Tattoo Youth

April 2, 1997 | ISSUE 31•12

A number of parents' groups are currently lobbying Congress to pass legislation requiring minors to obtain parental consent before they can get a tattoo. What do you think?

  • I would never let my daughter get a tattoo. I didn't spend 17 years washing and softening her supple skin only to have her mar it with some ink.

    Geoff Casterbaum
    Civil Engineer

  • Dude, I was gonna get this totally radical tattoo that said, 'Satan Is Lord, All Hail The Prince Of Darkness,' just to let everyone know I'm not someone to fuck with. Too bad my mom said no.

    Steven Zylker
    Student

  • My dad's such a hypocrite. He says I can't ever have a tattoo, even though he's got this cool nine-digit number on his forearm.

    Bobby Ohlmeyer
    Student

  • A 15-year-old is old enough to buy cigarettes, but not old enough to get a tattoo? That's not right.

    Christine Potvin
    Systems Analyst

  • When I was a baby, my mother took me to get my first tattoo. It's on my forehead, and it reads, 'Mommy's Little Mistake.'

    Candice Brocklin
    Painter

  • My mom said I could get a tattoo, as long as it said, 'Homosexuality Is Wrong.'

    Ned Junker
    Karate Instructor

Recent American Voices
The Onion

[x] Click to close

© Copyright 2012, Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.