Tenet's Resignation

CIA Director George Tenet resigned last week, claiming that the decision was "personal" and unconnected to recent controversies. What do you think?

  • “'Resign' is such an ugly word. Let's just agree to say that he was 'fired.'”

    Kristopher Williams –
    Software Engineer

  • “I know how he feels. I resigned from Pizza Hut for personal reasons after I got caught with 10 pounds of frozen Italian sausage in my backpack.”

    David Polster –
    Clerk

  • “It's too bad he has to go, but if it'll prevent Sept. 11 from ever having happened, I'm all for it.”

    Joseph Spagnolia –
    Cleaner

  • “I guess now we just sit back and wait until Tenet commits suicide by shooting himself multiple times in the back of the head.”

    Ilene Nash –
    Jeweler

  • “It's no surprise Tenet resigned for personal reasons, considering the strain he was under overseeing the CIA, attending night classes, and raising six kids all by himself.”

    James Morse –
    Systems
    Analyst

  • “He put in seven years, and for what? A brass plaque that's actually a camera, and a gold watch that kills people.”

    Mary Myers –
    Teacher Assistant

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