American Voices

Tennessee Unemployment Hits 10.7%

July 20, 2009 | ISSUE 45•30

The unemployment rate for the American state of Tennessee reached its highest point in 26 years. What do you think?

  • I could sure use some small, inexpensive, imported toys to cheer myself up."

    John Smith
    Shop Keep

  • High unemployment was understandable in 1983, as it was the Year of the Pig. But this is the Year of the Ox, a very robust creature, so there is no other explanation than Tennessee citizens’ shameful laziness."

    Edith Jones
    Industrious Laborer

  • Tennessee is the land of Elvis Presley and therefore will never be brought low by unemployment. Long live the American King!"

    Paul Harris
    Unjust Emissions Retrofitter

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