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    Terrorism

    Slideshow • terrorism • ISSUE 47•29 • Jul 21, 2011
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    • After 5 Years In U.S., Terrorist Cell Too Complacent To Carry Out Attack

      SAN CLEMENTE, CA—
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    • Conceptual Terrorists Encase Sears Tower In Jell-O

      CHICAGO—The attackers made it clear America's outdated notion of terrorism has been challenged, and that true terror lies in the futility of human existence.
      2 of 11
    • Terrorist Has No Idea What To Do With All This Plutonium

      ZAHEDAN, IRAN—Yaquub Akhtar said the only thing his confusing weapons of mass destruction are destroying is his ability to kill infidels.
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    • God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again

      Officials Uncertain Whether To Save Or Shoot Victims

Nation's Politicians Applaud Great Job They're Doing

Area Man Drives Food There His Goddamned Self

Bush: 'It Has Been Brought To My Attention That There Was Recently A Bad Storm'
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    • Suicide Bomber Killed En Route By Car Bomb

      BAGHDAD—Terrorist cells in Baghdad are in mourning for suicide bomber Ahmed al-Khalaf, 19, who was killed by a car bomb Monday, 200 yards from an Iraqi police station, his intended target.
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    • Local Fox Affiliate Debuts Terror-Alert Van

      MURFREESBORO, TN—Touting itself as
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    • Russia Reiterates Zero-Tolerance Policy For Terrorists, Hostages

      MOSCOW (Sept. 3)—In response to the ongoing hostage situation at a middle school in the town of Beslan in North Ossetia, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin firmly reiterated his nation's hard-line policy against terrorists and their hostages Tuesday.
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    • Local Sheriff Suspects Al-Qaeda Or Teens

      BARABOO, WI—Sauk County Sheriff Virgil "Butch" Steinhorst announced Tuesday that he believes a recent rash of Baraboo-area crimes was perpetrated by the al-Qaeda terrorist network or teenagers.
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    • Department Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog

      WASHINGTON, DC—Unveiling its newest weapon in the fight against terrorism Monday, the Department of Homeland Security announced the deputization of Rufus, a big ol' mongrel ornery enough to make Al Qaeda think twice about carrying out an attack against the U.S.
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    • Terrorist Extremely Annoyed By Delayed Flight

      CHICAGO–His flight from O'Hare to LaGuardia delayed more than six hours, Hamas militant and would-be suicide bomber Nidal Hanani vowed never again to fly United Airlines.
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    • Terrorist Bomb Not Defused In Thrilling, Suspense-Packed Final Minutes

      LONDON—An action-packed chase through the subway tunnels beneath London's famed Victoria Station, culminating in a climactic, pulse-pounding fight sequence atop a speeding double-decker bus, did not occur Monday, when a terrorist bomb exploded on a crowded downtown bus after not being defused at the very last moment.
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