American Voices

Texans Elect First Jewish Speaker

January 15, 2009 | ISSUE 45•03

Joe Straus, a Republican from San Antonio who has been elected speaker of the Texas House of Representatives, is the first Jew to hold the position since Texas became a state. What do you think?

  • Stupid, deceptively Christian-sounding surname. They should really list candidates' faiths on the ballot.

    Brady Roren
    Collections Manager

  • And people say we aren't progressive! Why just the other—quick! Look down. Here comes a black man.

    Ian Posdal
    Office Assistant

  • This is clear evidence that the dialectical nature of cultural politics eventually creates pathways for Jews to adapt to traditionally non-Semitic institutions. Y'all.

    Chloe Ballwahn
    Professor

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