Texas Penguin Truck Accident

American Voicesdeathanimalsautomobiles ISSUE 42•32 Aug 14, 2006

Last week, a truck carrying exotic fish, penguins, and an octopus overturned on a Texas highway, spilling its cargo. What do you think?

  • “My heart goes out to the grieving survivor, who must now march all the way back to Indianapolis to bear sad news and try to console the mother penguin.”

    Jerry Archer –
    Carpenter

  • “Man, we were just one nuclear-waste truck shy of a radioactive octopenguin.”

    Randall Szlotsky –
    Park Tour Guide

  • “Has anyone optioned it yet? It's the sequel to both Madagascar and Cars in one tragedy.”

    Jan Shapiro –
    Studio Executive

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