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Texas UFO Identified

February 19, 2009 | ISSUE 45•08

An object that streaked dramatically across the Texas sky earlier this week was identified by the FAA as a meteor, not, as many had speculated, debris from a satellite collision. What do you think?

  • I saw that! I made a wish on it that I would be interviewed by a newspaper I'd never heard of!

    Kim Richter
    Customer Service Representative

  • Just in case, they should have teams across Texas yee-hawing and firing wildly into the air in around-the-clock shifts.

    Kelly Zeroth
    Accountant

  • Yes. Meteor. Of course that is what it can be, please. My name? John...Smith. I live in Earth.

    John Smith
    Earth Human

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