Texas UFO Identified

An object that streaked dramatically across the Texas sky earlier this week was identified by the FAA as a meteor, not, as many had speculated, debris from a satellite collision. What do you think?

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  “I saw that! I made a wish on it that I would be interviewed by a newspaper I'd never heard of!”

  Kim Richter –
  Customer Service Representative

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  “Just in case, they should have teams across Texas yee-hawing and firing wildly into the air in around-the-clock shifts.”

  Kelly Zeroth –
  Accountant

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  “Yes. Meteor. Of course that is what it can be, please. My name? John...Smith. I live in Earth.”

  John Smith –
  Earth Human