Thanksgiving Today

American VoicesLocalholidays ISSUE 45•48 Nov 26, 2009

While the rest of the world goes about its business, the United States will celebrate its traditional day of thanks today. What do you think?

  • “Stupid Thanksgiving. I wish I could go to work.”

    Jason Woods –
    Locksmith

  • “That reminds me: I have to put my ashtray/gravy boat in the dishwasher.”

    Bill Foad –
    Unemployed

  • “Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday next to National Give Your Mom a Candle Day. Wait, that's not a real holiday? I knew it, Mom!”

    Liz Munro –
    Party Planner