American Voices

Thanksgiving Today

November 26, 2009 | ISSUE 45•48

While the rest of the world goes about its business, the United States will celebrate its traditional day of thanks today. What do you think?

  • Stupid Thanksgiving. I wish I could go to work.

    Jason Woods
    Locksmith

  • That reminds me: I have to put my ashtray/gravy boat in the dishwasher.

    Bill Foad
    Unemployed

  • Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday next to National Give Your Mom a Candle Day. Wait, that's not a real holiday? I knew it, Mom!

    Liz Munro
    Party Planner

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