The $252,000,000 Man
Last week, free-agent shortstop Alex Rodriguez signed the richest contract in sports history, a 10-year, $252 million deal with the Texas Rangers. What do you think?
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Boy, when that state isn't busy putting Hispanics to death, it's paying them ridiculous sums to run around a baseball field. Is there no in-between?
Eleanor Jeffries
Reference Librarian -
It's outrageous that the Rangers signed this guy for $252 million. Only the Yankees should get to do that.
Brandon Wiley
Security Guard -
As a Texas Rangers front-office official, I'm extremely excited to have Rodriguez on board--in a nauseous, tight-chested kind of way.
Bruce Dickerson
Baseball Executive -
Sure, a quarter of a billion dollars is a lot of money, but we are talking about a guy with a career .374 on-base percentage here.
Vanessa Simon
Teacher -
I'm so psyched to see A-Rod play for my beloved Rangers, I've already started saving up for a $135 bleacher seat.
Dan Agarawal
Bricklayer -
Just think: He makes more than all the other Rodriguezes in Texas combined.
Randall Keith
Systems Analyst
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