American Voices

The $252,000,000 Man

December 20, 2000 | ISSUE 36•46

Last week, free-agent shortstop Alex Rodriguez signed the richest contract in sports history, a 10-year, $252 million deal with the Texas Rangers. What do you think?

  • Boy, when that state isn't busy putting Hispanics to death, it's paying them ridiculous sums to run around a baseball field. Is there no in-between?

    Eleanor Jeffries
    Reference Librarian

  • It's outrageous that the Rangers signed this guy for $252 million. Only the Yankees should get to do that.

    Brandon Wiley
    Security Guard

  • As a Texas Rangers front-office official, I'm extremely excited to have Rodriguez on board--in a nauseous, tight-chested kind of way.

    Bruce Dickerson
    Baseball Executive

  • Sure, a quarter of a billion dollars is a lot of money, but we are talking about a guy with a career .374 on-base percentage here.

    Vanessa Simon
    Teacher

  • I'm so psyched to see A-Rod play for my beloved Rangers, I've already started saving up for a $135 bleacher seat.

    Dan Agarawal
    Bricklayer

  • Just think: He makes more than all the other Rodriguezes in Texas combined.

    Randall Keith
    Systems Analyst

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