The 9/11 Panel Report
0The 9/11 Commission's final report, released last week, cited many failures on the part of the U.S. government. What do you think?
“I read the whole report cover to cover. Turns out it was terrorists.”
Laurie Fredette –
Ticket Taker“Osama, Osama, Osama! Can't we have a commission about something nice for a change?”
Matthew Dort –
Coach“I'm glad it's over. The way that investigation was dragging on, I was almost beginning to wish that 9/11 had never even happened.”
Ralph Gagliano –
Anesthesiologist“I wrote a report about 8/20 that I think you should read. It's called My Birthday And What I Want For It.”
Joseph Jones –
Deliveryman“Great timing! I just finished Bergdorf Blondes, and I've been looking for another good beach read.”
Karen Farr –
Secretary“Eh, the whole thing is pretty tame. Now, Ken Starr—there was a man who could write a juicy report.”
Jeffery Koeshal –
Systems Analyst
