The 9/11 Panel Report

American Voicespatriotism ISSUE 40•30 Jul 28, 2004

The 9/11 Commission's final report, released last week, cited many failures on the part of the U.S. government. What do you think?

  • “I read the whole report cover to cover. Turns out it was terrorists.”

    Laurie Fredette –
    Ticket Taker

  • “Osama, Osama, Osama! Can't we have a commission about something nice for a change?”

    Matthew Dort –
    Coach

  • “I'm glad it's over. The way that investigation was dragging on, I was almost beginning to wish that 9/11 had never even happened.”

    Ralph Gagliano –
    Anesthesiologist

  • “I wrote a report about 8/20 that I think you should read. It's called My Birthday And What I Want For It.”

    Joseph Jones –
    Deliveryman

  • “Great timing! I just finished Bergdorf Blondes, and I've been looking for another good beach read.”

    Karen Farr –
    Secretary

  • “Eh, the whole thing is pretty tame. Now, Ken Starr—there was a man who could write a juicy report.”

    Jeffery Koeshal –
    Systems Analyst

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