The Affirmative-Action Decision

Last week, the Supreme Court upheld the right of universities to keep admissions policies that incorporate race largely intact. What do you think?

  • “Who is the Supreme Court to say what is right and what is wrong?”

    Patrick Semple –

  • “I'm not surprised. Have you seen who's on that court? A black, a coupla women, a Catholic, and at least two homos.”

    Don Brophy –
    Auto Mechanic

  • “Universities need to be diverse in many ways. For example, I think I'd make a great token stupid person.”

    Matty Lewis –

  • “I dated a black guy once. I just wanted to say that.”

    Michelle Ardmore –

  • “If you teach a man to fish, he'll fish for a lifetime. So I hope these schools are teaching fishing.”

    Donna Gordon –
    Speech Therapist

  • “Shit. You know what this means? It's going to be a week of, 'So, did you hear about the affirmative-action ruling?' at work.”

    Craig Anderson –
    Systems Analyst

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