U.S. leaders are divided over whether al-Qaeda detainees in Cuba should be classified as POWs and protected under Geneva Convention laws. What do you think?

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  Goddammit, just when we finally get some prisoners, everybody wants us to be all nice to them.

  Roger Koss
  File Clerk

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  I have to admit, it's funny the way those Marines had them bowing twice a day in the direction of Oscar Mayer world headquarters.

  Donald Matthews
  Architect

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  This is a totally different situation. Those Geneva Convention laws were written back when we were fighting white people.

  Bruce Nowell
  Systems Analyst

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  Geneva Convention, Schmeneva Convention. Refute that, if you possess the erudition.

  Marcus Moore
  Landscaper

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  We need to rough up these al-Qaeda guys a little if we're ever going to get them to confess who the one true God is.

  Diana George
  Homemaker

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  I don't think we should risk making martyrs of these men. Notice I said 'martyrs,' not 'quadriplegics.'

  Danielle Lund
  Florist