The Anti-SUV Movement

Decried as gas-guzzling road hazards, SUVs are also under fire for supporting terrorism by increasing U.S. dependence on Mideast oil. What do you think?

  • “But what if I need my SUV for sporting or utilitating?”

    Carl Davis –
    Roofer

  • “I'm sorry, but I simply don't buy your argument that SUVs indirectly put my dollars into the hands of al-Qaeda via the Saudis. My Explorer is so comfortable!”

    Christine Watros –
    Homemaker

  • “Yes, the average U.S. automobile has doubled in weight since 1990, but so has the average U.S. citizen.”

    Amy Benton –
    Teacher

  • “I just feel bad for the SUVs, forced to live all cooped up in the city like that.”

    Franklin Lowe –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Yesterday, I flipped off a guy who was driving an SUV. See, I'm doing my part to save the world.”

    David Orr –
    Custodian

  • “My purchase of a Hummer was inspired by our 1991 Gulf War victory. After this war, I'm buying an aircraft carrier.”

    John Kelleher –
    Lawyer

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