Jesus, we messed up—we messed up big time. Oh, God, we didn't mean to do it, okay? It just happened. Shit, shit, shit! Come on, Onion, come on, just think. Fuck! Okay, okay, we can do this. We'll just move him into the basement and think things through from there.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.