The Best Of GodSlideshow • religion • ISSUE 46•28 • Jul 19, 2010 2.6K1400God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule1 of 9God Introduces New Bird2 of 9God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz3 of 9God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy'No,' Says God4 of 9God Makes Surprise Visit To Local Church5 of 9God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again6 of 9God Demands Cuter Precious Moments Figurines7 of 9Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities8 of 9God Promises 'Big Surprises' In Store For Hurricane Season9 of 9More Slideshows Start OverNostalgiaHealth CareMarriagePatriotismAffluence