Dear The Onion,

Sooooooo, my girlfriends and I have a bet and I'm the only one brave enough to write you a letter. Shut up, you guys, I'm doing it! Diane wants to know if you…shut UP, Diane, yes you DID! So anyways, Onion, my girlfriends and I…Candy, shut up, no I do NOT! Don't pay attention to them. Anyways, we were just wondering…GOD, Trish, that is NOT true! Hold on, Onion, I'll be back in a sec.

Cece Brinder, Urbandale, IA