Dear The Onion,
Sooooooo, my girlfriends and I have a bet and I'm the only one brave enough to write you a letter. Shut up, you guys, I'm doing it! Diane wants to know if you
shut UP, Diane, yes you DID! So anyways, Onion, my girlfriends and I
Candy, shut up, no I do NOT! Don't pay attention to them. Anyways, we were just wondering
GOD, Trish, that is NOT true! Hold on, Onion, I'll be back in a sec.
02.27.10
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