An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate. The Onion regrets the error.
More Corrections
Mule Rank
The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.
Blank Paper
Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.
Julie
In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.



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