In a controversial decision, the California Supreme Court recently upheld the Boy Scouts Of America's right to ban homosexuals from its ranks, as either scouts or Scoutmasters. What do you think?

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  Wrestling in the woods, rubbing down my fellow scouts with calamine lotion, packing six into a tent... I loved scouting, and I'm sure glad it won't be tainted by homosexuals.

  Mitchell Tanner
  Construction Worker

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  It's terrible that they would kick a kid out of the Scouts for being gay. They should tie him to a tree and beat the shit out of him.

  Suzanne Parker
  Telemarketer

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  I guess my 'Gag-Reflex Suppression' merit badge is pretty useless now.

  Isaac Foli
  Systems Analyst

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  This sidesteps the real issue: With the Cold War long over, does the U.S. really need to continue to maintain the world's largest standing Boy Scout force?

  Risa Stargell
  Teacher

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  As long as the Girl Scouts are straight, that's all that matters: No way I'm buying Do-si-dos from a lesbo.

  Todd Easler
  Speech Pathologist

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  All those kids who find themselves kicked out of conventional scouting are free to attend my first annual North American Man-Boy Scouting Association Camporee. Bring your trunks!

  George Tekulve
  Postal Worker